Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Movie Review: Salt

Warning: May contain spoilers. You've been warned.

StarStarStarNo Star
(out of four stars)

I heard mixed reviews about this movie prior to seeing it. Mostly I heard that the ending sucked.

Now, normally people lowering my expectations of a movie makes me hate it. But I actually really liked this movies. I just didn't care for some aspects of it.

It totally threw me off that she was a double agent actually working for the Russians. I found it disappointing when they finally made that clear, but, by the end of the movie, I ended up being okay with it. It made me happy that she ended up saving the world... as lame as that sounds.

I was very disappointed with the fact that she didn't save her husband! Like, what the fuck Angelina? You just stood there and stared at him as he died and then killed everyone. You could have killed everyone then saved your damn husband! Ugh!

Other than that major downer, the movie was great. Great action and sexy Angie. I hope they end up making a Salt 2 because they did leave it open ended. I found Salt to be Jason Bourne with a vagina!

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

DVD Tuesday! New releases! 12/21

-Family Guy: It's A Trap
-Easy A
-Salt
-Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps
-Step 3
-Devil

Saturday, December 18, 2010

My Top 50 Songs of 2010!

Top Songs of 2010
Basically it was a year of Ke$ha, Gaga, Rihanna, Glee, and Katy Perry. I've compiled a list of my 50 favorite songs from this year (some from last year that carried over into this year due to popularity). The list is in no particular order whatsoever and I've linked each song to the iTunes store. So beware, if you click... iTunes will open.

--Music from Glee - (Marry You, Just the Way You Are, Teenage Dream, etc.)

* - songs released in 2009 that reached peak popularity in 2010

Movie Review: The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader

Warning: May contain spoilers. You've been warned.

(out of four stars)

I'll confess that I went into this movie thinking that it would totally fail as a Narnia film since Disney sold out and gave it to 20th Century Fox, but I was wrong, but that doesn't mean it was great.

I haven't read the book yet so I won't be able to compare the book to the movie.

What I complained about the most with the other two movies was their lack of blood or action violence. Both movies have battle scenes, but I felt that their battles were toned down for the family audiences. I always felt that Disney grabbed the Narnia series because they were looking for their own Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings, which I still believe that, but Disney is also Disney meaning that they'll tone down anything to make it family appropriate. It's called a battle scene, Disney... there will be blood and death and violence.

Anyways, I'm straying... Now that Fox has power over Narnia, they were able to be more flexible with their content. The action scenes were 27 times better, so that was a major plus with me.

I must say I missed Peter (although I hate him) and Susan. I'm glad they made short appearances, but I miss them playing major roles. I was happy to see that Ben Barnes returned as Prince King Caspian and he was a leading role. The cousin was a prick, but sadly I ended up liking him in the end. Typical.

A bad thing is that I felt that the visual effects were done poorly. They weren't up to their usual realistic standard. Aslan and Reepicheep were the only creatures that were up to that standard. Everything else seemed poorly animated including the dragon and the Dawn Treader. This could be because the production budget was $80 million less than Prince Caspian and $40 million less than The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe.

Overall, I enjoyed the movie. I liked and hated certain part's of the 'new direction' Fox is taking. I hope they do continue to make the last of the books into movies. They have a lot of potential, they just need to be made correctly.

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

New Trailer: Fast Five

aka The Fast and the Furious 5. Necessary? No. Interested? Just slightly.

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

And the Golden Globe nominees are in!

Golden Globes

Today the nominees for the 2011 Golden Globes were announced! Yay (but not to much yay, since the Oscars are better)! Glee stole the television section with 5 nominations (1 more than last year, adding Chris Colfer to the list of nominees)!

Here are my picks for select categories (regardless if I've seen the movie or not)...

Best Motion Picture Drama - Inception (I would probably consider Black Swan or The Social Network, but I sadly have yet to see them.)

Best Actress: Motion Picture Drama - I'm rooting for Natalie Portman, Halle Berry, and Michelle Williams (but mostly Natalie ;)

Best Actor: Motion Picture Drama - I would be satisfied with any of these actors minus Colin Firth.

Best Motion Picture Comedy or Musical - Alice in Wonderland

Best Actress: Motion Picture Comedy or Musical - Emma Stone or Anne Hathaway

Best Actor: Motion Picture Comedy or Musical - Johnny Depp, Johnny Depp, or Jake Gyllenhaal. ;)

Best Actress in a Supporting Role - Mila Kunis, Amy Adams, or Helena Bonham Carter

Best Actor in a Supporting Role - Jeremy Renner

Best Animated Film - Toy Story 3, but I'd be content with How To Train Your Dragon

Best Director - Christopher Nolan, of course.

Best Screenplay - Inception

Best Original Score - Inception

Best Television Series Drama - The Good Wife

Best Television Actress Drama - Julianna Margulies (or Piper Perabo).

Best Television Series Comedy or Musical - Glee or Modern Family (interesting that this category has six nominees)

Best Television Actress Comedy or Musical - Lea Michele from Glee

Best Television Supporting Actress - Sofia Vergara from Modern Family

Best Television Supporting Actor - Chris Colfer from Glee or Eric Stonestreet from Modern Family (or Chris Noth from The Good Wife).

The awards will air live on Sunday, January 16th!
To see the full list of nominees, click here!

DVD Tuesday! New releases! 12/14

-Despicable Me
-The A-Team
-The Town
-Nanny McPhee Returns
-The Other Guys
-Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'hoole
-Cyrus

Sunday, December 12, 2010

Glee performs at X Factor in Britain



Sucks Chris Colfer wasn't there and Chord Overstreet was instead. Chris was apparently filming Warbler scenes.

Trailer for I Am Number Four

Movies that have people with powers never get old for me. Check out the trailer for I Am Number Four starring Beastly's Alex Pettyfer, Glee's Dianna Agron, The Sorcerer's Apprentice's Teresa Palmer, and, of course, the exceptional Timothy Olyphant.

Saturday, December 11, 2010

New Trailer: Thor

Thank god for Natalie Portman, otherwise this probably wouldn't appeal to me as much.

Thursday, December 9, 2010

Hello Gwen!

Emma Stone as Gwen Stacy!


New photos of Emma Stone (with blonde hair) as Gwen Stacy are popping up. Production on Spider-Man has officially begun!

LOVE HER!!!

First Transformers 3 Trailer!!

They better do this one right!

I'm intrigued...

It's basically Rock 'em Sock 'em Robots. Lol. I don't understand why I think this looks so decent.

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

DVD Tuesday! New releases! 12/7

-Inception
-Shrek Forever After: The Final Chapter
-Boy Meets World: Complete 4th Season

Monday, December 6, 2010

Movie Review: Eat, Pray, Love

Warning: May contain spoilers. You've been warned.

It was not as bad as I thought it was going to be. Especially after hearing that it wasn't that great.

I really didn't care to see it mostly because of the 'pray' bit, but I did and it wasn't terrible.

Basically this depressing and weak woman played by Julia Roberts gives up on love and... pretty much her life in general and travels to Italy (Eat), India (Pray), and Bali (Love) to rediscover herself and start over. A total chick-flick inspirational movie.

The best segment was Eat. By far. It was just so funny. Like I had not expected to laugh that much.

The next best segment was while she was in Bali and she found love in Javier Bardem!

And India was my least favorite, mostly because I'm not that big of a fan of India.

Julia was great. She really does need to make a comeback to acting. It seems like she has 1 movie a year. And I loved the supporting cast Viola Davis, Mike O'Malley, Javier Bardem, and Richard Jenkins. James Franco was kind of ... eh. He seemed to only be in the movie for younger viewers to get some sexiness out of the movie. It was just random that he was there.

This probably just a one time viewing for me, but I didn't hate it. Just know that.

Sunday, December 5, 2010

I'm coming out... as a Gleek!

Glee

I'm a gleek.

I admit defeat. After being completely against the show and what it stands for, I've given in.

Back in June, I posted an entry dubbing myself a hater of Glee and, until November, I firmly stood by that. The only time (between that post and November) that I gave in to something that was Glee was purchasing the Glee Cast's version of Bad Romance. ...I thought it was good. And I watched the Britney Spears episode... solely for Britney.

So what caused me to watch the show? Well the whole teen suicide slash bullying thing was huge at that time (not that it isn't now), but I read somewhere that Glee was doing an episode (and eventually a story arc) on bullying. So I watch "Never Been Kissed" where Kurt is greatly harassed by a jock bully and he meets Blaine (Darren Criss). My intention was to just watch the single episode, thinking that the story would come to a conclusion. I had no idea it was going to be a storyline for the season and would suck me in.

So, since then I've watched every episode to follow the Kurt-bullying storyline. I didn't think that I would become so freaking engrossed in the story and fall in love with all of the characters (except Sue). So I've seen every episode on Fox.com which, at the time, was "Grilled Cheesus" to "Special Education," plus "Britney/Brittany." And since watching "Never Been Kissed," I've downloaded six songs from the show. ...Shocking!

I may have totally fallen for the show, but that doesn't mean my opinions have changed about my high school show choir. I stand by the fact that... I hate them. Where in this show the Glee club is full of outcasts, by high school's group thought they were gods and goddesses. And for those classmates who read this, trust me, I'm not the only one who thought that.

It was hard for me to finally admit that I love the show after making my firm stance against it. Trust me, it's hard to admit defeat. I judged it and criticized it without giving it a fair chance first. I tend to do that a lot, but I'm trying to change.

So you may start seeing some posts commenting on the show. Starting really soon due to the news that they plan to replace the entire high school class by the end of the 2012 season. Dumb, but I'll comment on that later!

As for now... I'M A GLEEK!!!

And for those wondering about my picture... I made it completely myself. The title, the photo, the colors, everything was me. I didn't steal anything from any of the original posters! Similar to my NO H8 photos.

Ke$ha - Cannibal

So funny and so catchy! Love Kesha!

Movie Review: The Sorcerer's Apprentice

Warning: May contain spoilers. You've been warned.

This movie was just as I anticipated it. I was neither disappointed nor was I impressed.

I had heard mixed reviews going into it. Most of them were positive. But I'll admit I enjoyed it.

The movie is based off the segment "The Sorcerer's Apprentice" from Disney's Fantasia.

It was a good movie with great action and great comedy. And surprisingly, I didn't mind Nicholas Cage in this movie. However, I have no idea why they chose Jay Baruchel as the leading guy. He's so awkward and definitely not appealing to the eye. He did pull off some of the comedy well... I'll give him that.

I really liked Alfred Molina as the bad guy. He's just a great bad guy in general. He was amazing in Spider-Man 2 and so hilarious in Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time (although he flopped from good to evil to good again).

Do I think this movie has sequel potential? Yes. And honestly, I wouldn't mind seeing a sequel. However, I don't think it will happen. This seemed to be a one time deal. Nicholas Cage is having money problems so he's picking up any roles in any movies. Jerry Bruckheimer puts out movies left and right to make more money (not that I don't love him). The movie was not much of a success at the box office, bringing in only $215 million after having a $150 million production budget. And finally, it wasn't so great with the critics.

Regardless, I enjoyed it.

Saturday, December 4, 2010

Movie Review: Predators

Warning: May contain spoilers. You've been warned.

This movie wasn't bad at all.

I've only seen the beginning of 1987's Predator with Arnold and I haven't seen 1990's Predator 2. I figured that because there was a 20+ year gap between the movies and I've seen both AVP: Alien vs. Predator movies, I would be fine skipping to the third installment.

Unlike the original two movies, 2010's Predators takes place on the apparent home planet of the creatures. This was one thing I was originally iffy about, but then I had to consider where these creatures had to have come from.

Thankfully, for the human characters, the creatures live on a planet identical to Earth, complete with water, greenery, and oxygen. In fact, it took nearly 30 minutes of the movie for them to realize they weren't on Earth, which I was fine with.

The characters were great. You hate them all at first but then they grow on you (until they start dying one-by-one, big shocker there!). Adrian Brody, in my opinion, seriously overacted in this movie. Adrain, this is a Predators sequel/series-reboot... it's going to take a lot for this movie to be Batman-huge so just chill. (And I say Batman because his voice in this movie sounded exactly like Christian Bale's Bruce Wayne when in disguise as the Caped Crusader.

The predators were awesome as usual. I enjoyed seeing them in a film that focused solely on them and they didn't need to share the limelight with the even awesomer Alien. I was able to understand what they were about more.

In the end, we find out that one of the humans in the group of outcasts is evil. Too bad that person was my favorite (but then again, that's typical).

The film ends with the final survivors still stuck on the planet determined to find a way off of it after watching as more humans fall from the sky as they did.

Sequel potential? Yes, there's a lot of potential here seeing as the characters never got off the planet. Whether the studio will follow through with another sequel, to me, is unlikely (at least for the time being). The film did average with the critics and it was decent at the box office. Producer Robert Rodriguez (SpyKids) says he would definitely be up for a sequel and Adrian Brody claims that he is somewhat interested in reprising his role. So we'll see.

Previous film: Predators 2 (1990)

Hilary will release another album... eventually.

Hilary Duff

So exciting!

When recently asked if Hilary would release more music, she said this:

"You know what, I want to and I think that until I feel really inspired by something that I wanna do, like a way I want to go, I couldn't do it. I think one day I'll wake up and I'll say, 'That's exactly it!' you know, and then I could do it. But right now, I'm not focused on that."

At least it's a for-sure now. That's all I can ask for. It's been two years since her Greatest Hits album!

Darren Criss & Chris Colfer: Baby, It's Cold Outside

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

James and Anne to Host the Oscars!

Oscar Hosts

Super exciting!

The 83rd Academy Awards will be hosted by Oscar-nominee Anne Hathaway and James Franco.

I loved Ellen and I loved Hugh Jackman, but I'm really liking this idea. Anne Hathaway was great two years ago in the opening number with Hugh Jackman. I expect great things from her. And what's also interesting is that James Franco is most likely going to be getting an Oscar nod for his new movie 127 Hours.

Can't wait! February 27th, 2011!

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

DVD Tuesday! New releases! 11/30

-The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (Available Saturday)
-Fantasia / Fantasia 2000
-The Sorcerer's Apprentice
-Knight & Day
-Vampires Suck
-Going the Distance


Monday, November 29, 2010

Movie Review: The Last Airbender

Warning: May contain spoilers. You've been warned.

Utter disappointment. But I expected it. M. Night needs to stop making movies. Seriously.

But I suppose he's not the one to blame. My biggest beef with this movie is that it was so child-oriented. I understand that Nickelodeon is the home of the TV show, but Avatar was at it's peak like 5 years ago. Those fans have grown up and I'm sure they can (a) sit through a longer movie, (b) handle mature content like violence, death, and sensual activity. Harry Potter has proven this.

I wish the movie had more of A and B. It needed to be longer to support a storyline with my substance. The movie was made for a 2 year old to understand. It really needed to go deeper.

The movie also lacked violence, death, and sexiness! The film had great action scenes, but whenever someone was defeated, they got up and ran off. Only one bad guy was shown that died. Disappointing.

Then the sensual aspect... There wasn't much love in the movie, but apparently Twilight dude and the princess had a relationship. They're relationship wasn't shown much and it didn't have much depth. If they had more screen time and if he didn't look twice her age, I would've bought it.

I was also disappointed with the acting. If it weren't for Dev Patel (the fire guy), this movie would've been a complete failure. If I were directing the movie, everyone would have british accents. You know how all movies that take place during ancient times have people with british accents (Lord of the Rings, Troy, Prince of Persia, etc.)? This movie should've fallen into that category. It would've made the actors' performances seem ten times better.

But the movie wasn't all around bad. Like I said, the action scenes were awesome. I also liked the settings and the visual effects.... although the big flying thing and the monkey were very fake looking. And Dev Patel was a bonus. He was great in Slumdog Millionaire and he was probably the best actor in this movie.

One last thing that I hated was that they set it up for a sequel. I hate it when movies do that and they don't follow through. I know it's to early to assume that they won't make it, but this movie was a failure at the box office in the US and it was a failure with the critics. Plus it brought M. Night down even further. Why would he return to make a sequel? If they actually follow through and make the planned trilogy, I will openly admit that I was wrong (trust me, that's big).

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Join the cause!

DownWithBristol


Join us in making sure that the Republican Tea Party doesn't vote Bristol Palin as the newest Dancing With the Stars Champion. She is not good at all and they are only voting for her to prove themselves. Since when does an American television game show become a political agenda?

And for the record, Bristol Palin is not a star! She is a politician's daughter. "Teen activist" is still not a star. People may then argue that everybody else has an advantage as entertainers. Um... duh. They're stars. Whether you're an actor, singer, performer, dancer, or an athlete, you're a star and you have some sort of dance advantage (keeping beat, agility, stage presence, etc.). They all had an advantage in some way.

Anyways, feel free to post this picture as your profile picture, tweet it, email it, share it, whatever!

Thanks!

Movie Review: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part I

Warning: May contain spoilers. You've been warned.

Welcome to my official review for the latest Harry Potter movie. This is part one of end of the epic saga. Let's begin.

The Film (and the Book):

First off, could you imagine what this 2 hour and 40 minute movie would've been like if the whole book was squeezed into it? It's not even possible. What's great is that they were able to cover so much and get everything right. From George's ear, to the ministry, to the doe, to Godric's Hollow. So much was covered with so much detail and they gave each scene the appropriate amount of time needed.

In all honesty, I can't think of many differences between the movie and the book. The wedding scene, I think, was altered a lot.

The movie also paced itself very well and when the TV spots say that this is the most action-packed film, they're not lying. Ironically, when you think of this book, you think of walking around in a forest and hanging out in a tent the whole time. But now that there is a movie to show what the book describes, you can see that there actually is a lot of action in the book and these scenes come straight from the pages verbatim (okay, somewhat verbatim).

So the film goes from a slow start to a action scene to a slow part to an action scene and on and on for the remainder of the movie. It keeps you on edge, which is great.

The Acting:

What's great about series like this where the same actors stick around for multiple movies that continuously come out is that we see their progression as actors. Coming from having no acting experience whatsoever to spend 10 years perfecting characters and branching out to different film projects, you can see how Dan, Emma, and Rupert have grown. They were perfect in this movie. Dan even learned how to really cry and Emma can now make us cry without us having to see her cry.

The adult actors were great also. I'd like to mention Jason Isaac's latest portrayal of Lucius Malfoy. Throughout the films he's been in he's been the cocky, self-righteous, pure-blood father, but in this movie (as he is in the book) he perfectly re-characterized himself into a lowlife that is yearning to be on top again. The whole Malfoy family was perfect.

Some of the new characters were just okay. Bill Nighy (aka Davy Jones) as the new Minister for Magic was just okay. He was only in it for a moment, but I hated everything about him which probably means he did a great job playing that character. Brendon Gleeson's (Mad-Eye Moody) son played the eldest Weasley, Bill. Didn't care for him. He didn't look good at all. In the book, he's described as "cool and laid-back".... I didn't see that. Mundungus was dead on, so good for them (although I pictured him with long gross hair for some reason). And finally Luna's dad. I didn't care for him either. I understand that he was supposed to be weird, but in the movie he was just awkward and I'm sorry, but I didn't care for his performance.

"Going Back":

Because this movie had so much time to work with, they were able to cover (for the first time) things that are meant to have already been discussed. The Half-Blood Prince skipped an important scene involving the Gaunt Ring aka the Resurrection Stone, so in this movie they had to discuss it, although it should've already been covered.

Reviews I read before seeing the movie made it sound like the scenes where they talk about these undiscussed things were obvious, awkward, and out of place for those who know the books and for those who have just entered the series (aka idiots) were just confused more. I honestly didn't notice them, but I can understand how people can be confused with the movie if this is the first Harry Potter film they were seeing.

Mentionables:

In this "Mentionables" section (I know mentionables is not a word, but I'm going to make it one), I just want to comment on some random things I liked or disliked. These will just be brief.

I was so happy to see Fleur. Dobby's voice changed for the worse. It was higher than it used to be. The dementors were awesome in the Ministry scene. Umbridge is still a bitch and I hate her. The Bellatrix/Hermione scene was brutal to watch and listen to. I understand that's how it was in the book, but I didn't think they'd go all out for the movie. But I must say that it worked and I liked it. That Harry/Hermione scene was steamy as hell! Hermione casting away her parent's memories was heartbreaking. I wish the Dursleys had more of a farewell. Nagini was fucking scary as hell (doesn't help that I'm afraid of snakes). They did great with her and Bathilda Bagshot! I loved my Harry/Ginny moment. :) And, finally, I like that Harry's scar was constantly on his forehead. You know how some claim that the scar was never put on in every scene. Well, every time it was noticeable, it was there.

The Deaths:

When I say spoilers, I mean it. But I just want to focus on the two I found most people cried for. Dobby and Hedwig. Sadly I did not cry for Hedwig and the only reason was that she dramatically died right in the middle of the huge Seven Potters scene. I wanted to
cry, but there was too much going on to stop and mourn for her. I do wish that her death had more acknowledgement after the attack.

Then there was Dobby. I teared up for his death. I think they did it very well and I liked the setting of where he died. It was very dramatic and they did it perfectly.

The Ending (Set up for continuation):

I liked and disliked the ending. I liked it because they just ended it and then I disliked it because they just ended it. I understand that it's just supposed to flow into the next film, but I wish this movie had more of a climax to make you leave wanting more. I knew that the Malfoy Manor scene was the "final battle" of the movie, but it seemed to only be as good as the other action scenes. It didn't stand out as the final action scene of the movie. But I can see how some people are fine with the way they ended it. Because majority of the final film is going to focus on the Battle of Hogwarts, I can see how they ended Part I the way they did so the movies can flow together. (I think at some point in the distant future they will release Part I and Part II as a solid, whole movie.) I will also say that I enjoyed to very last scene where Voldemort takes the Elder Wand from Dumbledore's grave.

The Soundtrack:

Disappointed. Sorry, but nothing stuck out. The new composer said he would base a lot of the movie's music around John Williams' original composition of Hedwig's Theme. I didn't see that. To be blunt, you fail. The composer for Part II better blow my mind.

Overall:

Overall, I was very satisfied with the movie. I was very impressed that they were able to make it epic and action-packed. I also love that they took their time to get it just right because this is the first part of the last movie that needs to make a lasting impression. Would I call this my favorite Potter movie? Honestly, I'll have to see it again. Prisoner of Azkaban is my favorite movie and book and it will take a lot to beat that.

I cannot wait for the next movie. Thank god it's coming out in just seven months. Hopefully it will be the biggest opening in history, burying Twilight forever. ;)

Next Film: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part II (2011)

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Potter Cast Learn American Accent!


My friend Caitlin sent me this video. It's so funny.

"Twilight blows!"

Can't wait for the movie tomorrow night.

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

DVD Tuesday! New releases! 11/16

-Avatar: Extended Collector's Edition
-The Last Airbender
-A Christmas Carol
-The Kids Are All Right
-Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore
-Lottery Ticket

Finally, A Christmas Carol is released so I can see it! And I need to see the Last Airbender. Definitely buying Avatar. Hello, four-hour movie!

Monday, November 15, 2010

This is So Funny!



You've seen it and you may hate it, but I think it's so hilarious!

Friday, November 12, 2010

New Trailer for Battle: Los Angeles



This movie looks awesome! I wonder if it's going to be shot like a narrative film or a mockumentary.

Thursday, November 11, 2010

New Trailer: Winnie The Pooh



I don't know why I'm so intrigued by this. I think it's because I like that Disney is going back to it's original roots. (Thank god!)

Iron Man's Director to take on The Magic Kingdom

Magic Kingdom

This just keeps getting better and better!

It was recently announced that Disney is planning on making a major motion picture based on its iconic theme park, The Magic Kingdom. How? Basically doing a Night at the Museum kind of story.

That's way exciting! I just hope they do Disney World's Magic Kingdom and not Disneyland's. Disneyland's castle is ugly and fat. True.

What makes this more legit is that Iron Man's director Jon Favreau was announced as its director! This thing is really happening! I can't wait.

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Love the Way You Lie Part 2!

Love the Way You Lie - Pt. II (featuring Eminem) - Rihanna

This has been unofficially out for two weeks now, but I finally found a way for you guys to hear it. Listen. It's really good and it'll be on her upcoming album.

Ugh, I watched Glee again!



Honestly, I was curious about this particular episode because it had to do with bullying. And, secretly, I wanted to see how this Kurt-boyfriend thing played out.

And I was surprised by how much I liked this episode. It was powerful stuff. And the music was decent.

If you didn't already know, I'm totally anti this show because I'm not a fan of the show choir thing. In the show, they're all misfits, but in my high school, they all thought they were the shit. The only other time I've watched this show was for the Britney Spears episode (which was a disappointment).

Anyways, I just wanted to say how much I liked this episode. Whether I'll watch the next one or not, I dunno yet. But I really liked the music in this episode, like the academy singing Teenage Dream (video above) and the girls singing Livin' on a Prayer. Hot.

I recommend watching it!

Top 50 Movies That Define the Decade (2001-2010)

Top 50 Movies of the Decade

With the year/decade coming to an end, I decided to compile a list of movies that I feel made an impression, will be remembered, and, essentially, defined this decade. The list is in alphabetical order so there is no ranking system. If there was, Harry Potter would take the top spot because it is a series that lasted throughout the entire decade.

These movies that are listed are movies that I have seen so if you're questioning why some aren't on there, it's probably because I haven't yet seen them, they didn't fall into the time restraints (2001-2010), or I just didn't like them. Haha. I also tried to be fair... so I included Twilight, much to my dismay, and I also tried to find movies from each year instead of focusing on those that were released recently. Also, each series represents one movie. For example, all 7 Harry Potter films count as one movie.

Enjoy!

1. Atonement (2007)
2. Avatar (2009)
3. The Bourne Series
......-The Bourne Identity (2002)
......-The Bourne Supremacy (2004)
......-The Bourne Ultimatum (2007)
4. Brokeback Mountain (2005)
5. Chicago (2002)
6. Children of Men (2006)
7. The Dark Knight (2008)
8. The Departed (2006)
9. District 9 (2009)
10. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)
11. Finding Nemo (2003)
12. Finding Neverland (2004)
13. The Harry Potter Series
......-Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001)
......-Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)
......-Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)
......-Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005)
......-Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007)
......-Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part I (2010)
15. Inception (2010)
16. The Incredibles (2004)
17. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)
18. The Iron Man Series
......-Iron Man (2008)
......-Iron Man 2 (2010)
19. Juno (2007)
20. King Kong (2005)
21. Knocked Up (2007)
22. Lilo & Stitch (2002)
23. The Lord of the Rings Series
......-The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)
......-The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002)
......-The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)
24. Minority Report (2002)
25. Monsters, Inc. (2001)
26. The Notebook (2004)
27. Pan's Labyrinth (2006)
28. Pearl Harbor (2001)
29. Peter Pan (2003)
30. The Pirates of the Caribbean Series
......-Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)
......-Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006)
......-Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (2007)
31. The Prestige (2006)
32. The Saw Series
......-Saw (2004)
......-Saw II (2005)
......-Saw III (2006)
......-Saw IV (2007)
......-Saw V (2008)
......-Saw VI (2009)
......-Saw 3D (2010)
33. Shelter (2007)
34. The Shrek Series
......-Shrek (2001)
......-Shrek 2 (2004)
......-Shrek the Third (2007)
35. Slumdog Millionaire (2008)
36. The Spider-Man Series
......-Spider-Man (2002)
......-Spider-Man 2 (2004)
......-Spider-Man 3 (2007)
37. Star Trek (2009)
38. Star Wars: Episodes II and III
......-Attack of the Clones (2002)
......-Revenge of the Sith (2005)
39. Superbad (2007)
40. Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (2007)
41. Toy Story 3 (2010)
42. The Transformers Series
......-Transformers (2007)
43. The Twilight Saga
......-Twilight (2008)
......-New Moon (2009)
......-Eclipse (2010)
44. United 93 (2006)
45. Up (2009)
46. V for Vendetta (2006)
47. Wanted (2008)
48. War of the Worlds (2005)
49. WALL-E (2008)
50. World Trade Center (2006)

Honorable mentions: Easy A (2010), The Hurt Locker (2008), Kick-Ass (2010), the Paranormal Activity series (2009 & 2010), Borat (2006), Mean Girls (2004), The Day After Tomorrow (2004)

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

DVD Tuesday! New releases! 11/9

-Grown Ups
-Charlie St. Cloud
-Ramona & Beezus
-Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

Didn't see any of them. :(

Monday, November 8, 2010

Movie Review: Megamind

Warning: May contain spoilers. You've been warned.

Better than I expected. And I was expecting pretty bad...

But I think the movie, in the end, won me over.

The movie revolves around an alien, Megamind (Will Ferrell), who believes he was meant to be a super villain and battle his arch rival MetroMan (Brad Pitt). After MetroMan is defeated and Megamind grows tired of being a evil ruler, he creates a scheme to make an everyday citizen into a super hero for him to battle. And, naturally, nothing turns out that way.

What won me over the most was it's random funny moments. It was the little funny things that made this movie great. For example, when Megamind's disguised as Bernard and says to Roxanne when they're leaving the MetroMan Museum in a hurry because he's about to blow it up, that they're "remodeling, yeah, we're taking out the walls and the ceiling," I wanted to pee my pants. It was the littlest joke, but it made me laugh so hard.

The one thing I didn't like about the movie (besides Megamind's appearance) was the voices. Brad Pitt and Tina Fey were fine, but David Cross, Jonah Hill, and Will Ferrell lost me. Will Ferrell had this odd annoying accent in his voice the entire time. I understand that he is an alien, but I think Will Ferrell's normal voice would've been just fine. Jonah Hill's voice definitely went along with his character's personality, but, for some reason, it didn't work for me. It didn't seem to flow. Maybe I'm just crazy. And finally, David Cross... Eh... I just don't like him so yeah. Done.

I'm very surprised by its opening weekend success. It brought in a whopping $47 million and got the top spot with Due Date coming in second with $33 million! In all honesty, I thought this movie was going to flop, but it was really good. And I didn't see it in 3D, so its not necessary (although they often throw things at the screen for 3D purposes).

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

90 Second Previews on iTunes!!

This is random, yet exciting.

iTunes will soon allow customers to listen to 90 second previews of songs rather than the tiny 30 seconds.

How annoying is that to be searching for a song and not know if it's the one because the preview was too short! It's true. It's happened to everyone.

As long as the song is over 2 minutes and 30 seconds, it will have a 90 second preview. I'm not sure if it'll stay at 30 or go to 60 if it's under that 2:30 mark. :/

Anyways this is great random news!

Unacceptable!

2010 House of Reps Results

I'm sorry, but this is unacceptable.

There is too much red meaning that there are too many narrow-minded, faith-based, white people in this country.

I understand that people believe Obama is doing a less than satisfactory job, but doing an extreme U-turn to the other end of the pole is not going to get this country back on track either.

An even amount of each party is probably for the best, but I have a feeling that this country will be in a stalemate for the next two years. Tea Party Republicans (idiots) have claimed that they will NOT budge on any of their issues. Excuse me? I'm sorry, but that's unacceptable. We need to compromise on what is best for this country and just because you were elected, doesn't mean that the entire country follows your beliefs.

For those of you questioning what Obama has done in his first two years, you can visit WhatTheFuckHasObamaDoneSoFar.com.

In Illinois, we are still waiting for the official announcement on whether Pat Quinn (D) or Bill Brady (R) will be our Governor (Quinn is currently in the lead) and whether Mark Kirk (R) or Alexi Giannoulias (D) will take Obama's senate seat (Kirk is projected to win at this point).

Meanwhile in Minnesota, homophobic, Jesus-preaching, gay-bullying-loving Tom Emmer (obviously R) is just behind Mark Dayton (D) in the race for Governor. Tell you what, I will be okay if Mark Kirk wins Obama's senate seat as long as Tom Emmer is not elected for anything! That man should be locked up. He's for discrimination against gays. Thats discrimination!!

At this point I just want this party rivalry to end. It's like high school and it's a popularity contest between the stuck-up football jock and the openminded drama star... bad analogy, but you get the point.

I just want the country back on track financially, equal rights for EVERYBODY, and to end religious influence in the government (newsflash: there's more than just one religion in this country).

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

This is so funny!

And I don't even know why!!



-Sandra Oh as Vice Principal Gupta, The Princess Diaries (2001)

Raise Your Glass Music Video!!

Raise Your Glass

P!nk's new music video for 'Raise Your Glass' is up.

Sadly it's not yet on YouTube and you can only view it on her page.

Here's the link: PinksPage.com

Vote Today!!

Vote 2010!

Remember to vote today!

GO OUT AND EXERCISE YOUR RIGHT TO VOTE......
........................................... [[....democrat! ;)]]

DVD Tuesday! New releases! 11/2

-Toy Story 3

Yup, just this. But I'm happy. Haha.

Sunday, October 31, 2010

Movie Review: Freddy vs. Jason

Warning: May contain spoilers. You've been warned.

Everybody loves a pointless slasher film.

I just watched this because there was nothing else on TV and, to be honest, I was amused. It kept me entertained for a while.

This is the first Freddy movie I've seen with the original Freddy played by Robert Englund and the first Jason movie I've seen... ever! So I was a little confused with the Jason side of the story because I don't know those movies very well. I just know that he doesn't die like Michael Myers and his story revolves around some camp and he drowns or something.

Regardless, I was still entertained. To some this may be a pointless, recycled, unnecessary, desperate-for-money slasher film but I rather like the story they used to bring these two characters together. It's not an easy task merging two completely different killers from completely different movie series. I thought it was a good story to bring them together.

The ending kind of blew because there was no definite winner. The story makes it seem like the kids trying to help Jason over Freddy, but in the end, they have to get rid of both of them. The title really should've been Freddy vs. Jason vs. Elm Street's Kids. Haha. Because the kids end up being the winners.

At the very end, when Jason rises out of the water carrying Freddy's head is okay. It opens up the opportunity for a sequel, but when you don't make one, the ending is kind of pointless.

In AVP: Alien vs. Predator, the predator ends up being the winner, but at the very end, the alien emerges from the inside of a predator, which makes it seem like both sides kind of won and they left an opportunity for a sequel (which they followed through with).

Anyways, this wasn't an amazing movie, but it kept me amused for an hour and a half. Whatever. Ha.

Saturday, October 30, 2010

Retro Review: Paranormal Activity

Warning: May contain spoilers. You've been warned.

I was forced to watch this. I didn't want to see it. Luckily, I watched it on DVD instead of seeing it in theaters.

This movie scared the shit out of me as it did for many people. I didn't sleep much the night I saw this.

Katie is the creepiest bitch I've ever seen. She deserves an Oscar. The way she stood over Micah for hours is probably what did it for me. Then her being pulled down the staircase and being bitten. Ugh, it was terrifying.

Props to them for making out like bandits though. Spending only $15,000 to make this movie, then making $193 million at the box office. They were geniuses for coming up with this. Rumor has it the director (whose house they used to film this movie) remodeled his home extensively and then reused it as a different home for the sequel. Creative.

The ending is probably what was most terrifying. I hated that Micah died. I didn't expect Katie to become a monster and jump at the screen. Two alternate endings were shot, but I've only seen one. In the one I saw, Katie returns to the bedroom with a knife covered in blood, creepily smiles at the camera, then slits her own throat.

The third ending was the original before Paramount acquired the film and it's only available to view on the internet. In it, Katie returns to the bedroom with the bloodstained knife, sits on the bed then rocks back and forth for two days. Katie's sister comes but we don't see her, she see Micah's body then runs out of the house screaming. The police arrive and Katie comes out of the room where there is a "heated argument" and the door behind the officer slams shut causing the officers to shoot Katie.

I like the second and third. At least they would imply that that bitch is dead and I wouldn't have to see another Paranormal Activity movie. ;)

Movie Review: Paranormal Activity 2

Warning: May contain spoilers. You've been warned.

Thank god for Wikipedia!

Without it, I would not have been able to survive this movie.

I've seen very, very few horror movies in theaters. I could probably name them all: this one, A Nightmare on Elm Street, and that's it. Phew, quick trip.

I said thank god for Wikipedia because luckily it reveals the entire movie. I can handle gore, I can handle monsters, but I can't handle surprises and things popping out. I used Wiki to make sure I knew what was coming. Without doing this, I probably would've had to leave the theater.

I liked the story. I liked how they weaved the first film into this one and somewhat made this one a prequel-sequel. It takes place prior to the events of Paranormal Activity, and then we see a few clips from that film and then pick up right after Katie leaves the house in the first movie. I thought it was a clever story, although I can see how some may not agree. I also liked that Katie and Micah were in this one. I didn't expect that... I thought it was a completely different story that had absolutely nothing to do with them.

I also like how this movie's hauntings isn't completely like the first one. Everybody was creeped out by Katie's standing over Micah for hours at a time while he slept. I think if I character would've done it in this one, it wouldn't have had that same effect. People wouldn't have found it as creepy. Instead we have things moving and people being taunted and the movie having a baby and a dog added some extra eeriness.

I don't much like the end. I don't like that the two parents die and how abruptly they die (particularly the dad). I do like, however, that it's Katie that's there. Her standing silently in the background as the dad is watching TV is super, super, super creepy.

Do I think there will be a third one? Yes and no. Yes, because this movie is raking in the dough and because we're curious as to where Katie went with Hunter and no, because we don't necessarily need to know where Katie went. Not knowing makes it so much scarier.

Many people hated the movie and I think the first one lost it's credibility with a sequel. When the first one came out, many people thought it was real hauntings, but then they revealed it was fake and planned a sequel. Basically, I like any scary movie that I can walk out of and say 'I survived.' So I did enjoy it. Will I see it again... probably not. ...too scary for me.

Previous movie: Paranormal Activity

Thursday, October 28, 2010

The Dark Knight Rises is Batman 3's Title

The Dark Knight Rises

Lame. The Caped Crusader sounds so much better in my opinion.

Christopher Nolan announced that the title of the new Batman film will be The Dark Knight Rises. He also said that The Riddler will not be a/the villain in the film. There will be "new characters" instead. Boo.

Major bummer.

Harry Potter Featurette

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Preview the Deathly Hallows Soundtrack!

Deathly Hallows

Sounds epic! So excited. It will be released the Tuesday before the release day of the film.

Click here to listen!

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Audrina is Eliminated! :(

Audrina Patridge

I'm done with this show. This just proves how poorly educated this country is.

Tonight, Audrina Patridge was eliminated from Dancing With the Stars after being in jeopardy along with Jennifer Grey and Kyle Massey.

I'm so upset! However, Bristol lives on... What the fuck is up with that? Obviously all of the Jesus-loving, republicans are voting to keep her in. She is terrible and Audrina went home over her? Audrina was in 2nd place for the week while Bristol was 6th.

I'm just not understanding how it works. I expected her to be in the final 3 along with Jennifer Grey and (maybe) Brandy. I didn't expect her to win, no, but I was anticipating her to stay until the finals.

Audrina my heart goes out to you. Now I want to was The Hills. I just love her so much now, I want to watch her more. Haha. Is the show good?

Here are my tweets from tonight (you can see the progression):

-YAY! GO @AUDRINAPATRIDGE!! :)) and @therealjgrey!!

-Really? @Kurt13Warner is still in this? His lord and savior Jesus Christ must be behind this, or his 8,000 children voting. #DWTS

-Jennifer, Kyle, and @AudrinaPatridge are all in jeopardy, but Bristol isn't?! Republican's stop voting! Ugh. #DWTS

-This is fucking bogus!!! #DWTS

-I'm so fucking pissed! @AudrinaPatridge did not deserve that. Yet Bristol and Kurt live on? America is full of idiots. #DWTS

-I'm so angry. @AudrinaPatridge did not deserve that.

-@AudrinaPatridge :(

DVD Tuesday! New releases! 10/26

Sex and the City 2

That's it. I'm not kidding. That's all that's listed. I mean Lake Placid 3 comes out to, but does anyone really care. Ugh, I mean I'm gonna buy Sex 2, but what a crappy week. Right?

Sunday, October 24, 2010

Fun Fact About Me #1

I was named after actor Kiel Martin from the 80s television series Hill Street Blues.

Sadly, my dad didn't like the spelling of his name so changed it to the unoriginal version.

Kiel died in 1990 from lung cancer.

Saturday, October 23, 2010

Movie Review: Se7en

Warning: May contain spoilers. You've been warned.

What a great movie!

I purchased this movie before actually seeing it because it was super cheap, but I put off watching it because I don't handle serial killer movies very well. But this one was great.

Every serial killer movie has a serial killer with a certain pattern. This one's serial killer killed in the name of the seven deadly sins. I don't didn't know anything about the seven sins so I found that interesting.

Morgan Freeman stars as the veteran detective and Brad Pitt is the rookie. I enjoyed them both thoroughly although I found Morgan Freeman's Along Came A Spider performance to be a repeat of his performance in this film. But whatever. I still enjoyed them. It made me appreciate Brad Pitt more as well.

I'm not much of a fan of Kevin Spacey, but I can see why he was chosen as "John Doe." There was something creepy and eerie about him.

And Gwyneth. I love her and I enjoyed her obviously. But I think with this movie, my love for her comes at a terrible price...

Before talking more about the ending (hint, hint), I want to talk about the goriness of this film. This movie was released in 1995 and I feel like this was the 90s version of the Saw series. I mean screwing a hooker with a knife dildo? That's sick. That's even beyond Saw. That's just... awful.

The ending was brilliant, yet terrible and predictable. I was disappointed because I predicted it. Usually, I'm an idiot when it comes to putting things together, but I actually saw this coming. The brilliant aspect of it was that the final two sins were to be played out "live" as I expected it to. What happened to Gwyneth was brutal. My problem is that I get too attached to characters. If I were to see this back in 1995 and Gwyneth wasn't the success that she is today, I probably wouldn't have been so hooked on her.

Brad's performance after learning his wife's head was in a box nearby was memorable. I kept praying that he wouldn't pull the trigger on Kevin Spacey, but he did. That's what I have to deal with now. Haha.

I read that there were two alternate endings. In both scenarios, Gwyneth still dies, but in one Brad's character dies, and in another Morgan's character shoots Kevin Spacey before Brad gets a chance to. I guess the one they went with was the best... although Gwyneth still dies...

Regardless of my hatred for the end, it was an amazing movie.

132 arrested at UWW!

Mhmm...