Bitch Bachmann Doesn't Want to Talk About Gays!

Thank you Anderson Cooper for telling it like it is!

Once again, people don't vote for her. You'd be an idiot if you did. She's an idiot.

I REALLY Hate These Two!

Tom Emmer and Bradlee Dean are probably the two WORST Americans alive. Why anyone would even vote for Emmer is beyond me.

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Michele Bachmann Promotes Praying the Gay Away! Dumb Bitch!

Please, nobody vote for this C U Next Tuesday. If you have a heart, vote for anybody else. This is terrible.

Words from Michele Bachmann on Founding Fathers

Basically, if you haven't already caught on, I hate Michele Bachmann and I will be devoting myself for the next year and a half to persuade my readers not to vote for her. You can vote for anyone but her.

Bachmann get glittered!

I really loathe the Tea Party. They're such a hateful group. Like ultra conservative. Like they want everyone to be white, straight, and Christian/Catholic. …didn't Hitler try for the perfect race too? Hmm…

Please Republican Party, vote a non-Tea Bagger to be your presidential nominee!

NY Republican Senator Backs Gay Marriage in New York!

Progress.

Let me give a little background info first. On June 15th, the New York State Assembly passed the same-sex marriage bill for the fourth time by a vote of 80-63. Now it moves to the state's Senate where it has always died. This time, we're hoping for it to be different. Only 32 senators need to vote yes for the bill to pass and, according to new sources, 31 senators have shown support.

New York State Senator Roy McDonald made this quote:

"You get to the point where you evolve in your life where everything isn't black and white, good and bad, and you try to do the right thing. You might not like that. You might be very cynical about that. Well, fuck it, I don't care what you think. I'm trying to do the right thing. I'm tired of Republican-Democrat politics. They can take the job and shove it. I come from a blue-collar background. I'm trying to do the right thing, and that's where I'm going with this."

Why do I want this to pass? Well, it's the right thing. But also because New York, along with Illinois, California, and Texas seem to be this country's most influential states, in my opinion. If those states can be won over, then I feel slowly but surely other states will pull through as well.

I also feel as though nationwide same-sex marriage legalization is inevitable. It will happen whether it's tomorrow or 2035. Today's young republicans are far, far more tolerant than the old farts that are in office now.

It's important to remember that although the republican party generally is against same-sex marriage, not all republicans believe that gays should not marry.

What Would You Do? : Gay Parenting

Check out the video above from ABC's Primetime: What Would You Do?

To be completely honest, I'm surprised at how supportive the other guests were given that they in the middle of red state Texas. Minus the douchebag who high-fived the waitress, but then lied and said he high-fived her about good food or something. If you're so against it, then don't take it back and lie about it when you're out-numbered and have the production crew blur out your face because you're embarrassed and don't want America to hate you. That shows that you're not proud of what you believe in.

What would I do?

After mentally getting over my fear of confrontation, I would say something. Knowing me, I would get all worked up and start letting the swears spew out of my mouth. If I didn't say something directly to her, I would most definitely search for a manager!

So what would you do?

Don't Say Gay… Oops, Just Said It

Political Stereotypes

Let me introduce Joe Republican and Joe Democrat!

Joe Republican is an uneducated clueless brainwashed Limbaugh listening Bud drinking Nascar fan. His idea of religious feedom is that everyone should be free to practice thier religion just as long as it's the same as his. He thinks that the answer to any international problem is more bombs and guns. He believes most of the lies he hears on Fox News. He thinks Democrats are communists but does't even know what a communist really is. Watches lots of TV. He doesn't let reality cloud his judgment. He hasn't actually read a book since 8th grade. The only class he did well at in school was gym. Burns most of his trash in a barrel in the back yard. He has an old 1974 Chevy van out back filled with empty beer cans he is planning to tow to the return place and get his deposit back. He just needs to fix the flat tires on the van. He is anti-union since he makes $2 above minimum wage. He has no health insurance.

Joe Democrat is a college educated wine sipping NPR listening folk music fan. He knows the difference between Sunni and Shiite Muslims and respects other relgions even if he doesn't believe in any organized religion. He believes in global warming and evolution because he actually passed his science classes in high school and college. He realizes that war is not usually the right answer for international problems. Watches PBS for news and Keith Olbermann, John Stewart and Colbert for entertainment. He has "liberal" bumper stickers on his Prius. He recycles everything and has a compost pile. Most of his light bulbs are low energy and he is thinking about installing solar panels on his roof.

Source. (check out other descriptions of Joe and Joe there).

Tina Fey's Palin Never Gets Old

Tina Fey's impersonation of Sarah Palin never gets old. It's just that good. And Trump in this is hilarious. I also never get tired of a good ole' fashion Trump-bashing. Fucking idiot.

Join the cause!

Join us in making sure that the Republican Tea Party doesn't vote Bristol Palin as the newest Dancing With the Stars Champion. She is not good at all and they are only voting for her to prove themselves. Since when does an American television game show become a political agenda?

And for the record, Bristol Palin is not a star! She is a politician's daughter. "Teen activist" is still not a star. People may then argue that everybody else has an advantage as entertainers. Um... duh. They're stars. Whether you're an actor, singer, performer, dancer, or an athlete, you're a star and you have some sort of dance advantage (keeping beat, agility, stage presence, etc.). They all had an advantage in some way.

Anyways, feel free to post this picture as your profile picture, tweet it, email it, share it, whatever!

Thanks!

Unacceptable!

I'm sorry, but this is unacceptable.

There is too much red meaning that there are too many narrow-minded, faith-based, white people in this country.

I understand that people believe Obama is doing a less than satisfactory job, but doing an extreme U-turn to the other end of the pole is not going to get this country back on track either.

An even amount of each party is probably for the best, but I have a feeling that this country will be in a stalemate for the next two years. Tea Party Republicans (idiots) have claimed that they will NOT budge on any of their issues. Excuse me? I'm sorry, but that's unacceptable. We need to compromise on what is best for this country and just because you were elected, doesn't mean that the entire country follows your beliefs.

For those of you questioning what Obama has done in his first two years, you can visit WhatTheFuckHasObamaDoneSoFar.com.

In Illinois, we are still waiting for the official announcement on whether Pat Quinn (D) or Bill Brady (R) will be our Governor (Quinn is currently in the lead) and whether Mark Kirk (R) or Alexi Giannoulias (D) will take Obama's senate seat (Kirk is projected to win at this point).

Meanwhile in Minnesota, homophobic, Jesus-preaching, gay-bullying-loving Tom Emmer (obviously R) is just behind Mark Dayton (D) in the race for Governor. Tell you what, I will be okay if Mark Kirk wins Obama's senate seat as long as Tom Emmer is not elected for anything! That man should be locked up. He's for discrimination against gays. Thats discrimination!!

At this point I just want this party rivalry to end. It's like high school and it's a popularity contest between the stuck-up football jock and the openminded drama star... bad analogy, but you get the point.

I just want the country back on track financially, equal rights for EVERYBODY, and to end religious influence in the government (newsflash: there's more than just one religion in this country).

Vote Today!!

Remember to vote today!

GO OUT AND EXERCISE YOUR RIGHT TO VOTE......

........................................... [[....democrat! ;)]]

Obama: "It Gets Better"

Hillary made one too, but I find it more shocking that the President of the United States made time to make one. Props.

No H8

Fuck H8!

TEXAS Councilmen says "It Gets Better"

Almost cried. Almost!

Let's Talk Family Guy!

This past Sunday was the premiere of the new season of Family Guy and Tuesday was the release of the banned episode "Partial Terms of Endearment." I want to discuss 3 things: the premiere, the banned episode, and the show's future.

1. "And Then There Were Fewer"

In the one-hour, who-did-it season premiere, basically all characters (main and minor) are invited to a mansion and it becomes a murder mystery.

If you want to know what happens, highlight the text between the parentheses (SPOILERS BEWARE!) [[James Woods is the host and Diane Simmons kills him; Quagmire's date, Stephanie; Jillian's boyfriend, Derek; Muriel Goldman; and frames her co-host Tom Tucker. In the end, Diane closes in to kill Lois, but Stewie shoots Diane with a sniper rifle claim that if anyone was going to "kill that bitch" it's gonna be him.]]

The episode was decent. I didn't find it that funny because there was rarely any of their gags or flashbacks, but the mystery aspect of it was good. I wish it had given us more clues so we could figure it out. You honestly have no idea who it is until they admit it. You don't see it coming.

Now, do those that have died stay dead for the remainder of the series? They didn't kill off any main characters. The only two that really matter in the series are Muriel and Diane. So we'll have to see what happens with that.

2. "Partial Terms of Endearment"

The banned episode was amazing. Lois has to choose whether to have an abortion or not. It is so funny and fairly shows claims on both sides of the abortion issue. Naturally, the better side wins, pro-choice.

The episode had great gags and flashbacks including one that perfectly mimicked Wiley Coyote in the Looney Tunes. It's sure to be a classic episode, up there with such classics like PTV, Peterotica, Family Gay, and 420.

I honestly don't think the episode was so bad that they couldn't air it on TV. The FCC just needs to chill the fuck out. Stupid conservatives. Yes, it's a very controversial issue, but the episode argued from both sides, AND the content is not as bad as other episodes.

3. The Future of Family Guy

I don't know if it's just me or not, but the shows humor is not as strong as it once was. Yes, they have off episodes that aren't that strong, but for me, ever since around the time Cleveland left the show and Quagmire and Brian had that extremely real confrontation something's just been off. The Quagmire/Brian storyline has continued through numerous episodes and the whole thing was so random to begin with. It's really pointless.

Twitter and message boards are full of people who both like the show as it is, and those who think that this will be the show's final season. God I hope it's not. I really hope Family Guy outruns The Simpsons. It's so much better. I just hope they don't run out of gags and material. And I hope they get back into their good streak.

I love Family Guy and I would be so lost without it!!!

Religious Trash.

Oh religious people. Earth's little shit piles.

Tom Emmer's an Ass!

This is getting outrageous. I can't understand why someone would even vote for a tyrant like this. Why do people hate so much? I blame the lifestyle choice that is Jesus.

Anyways, I just read this on Change.org...

"But in a debate this week (h/t the Minnesota Independent), Tom Emmer waxed on about the subject of bullying. And while he noted that as the father of seven children he empathizes with what students go through in the classroom, Emmer said that if anti-bullying legislation were to make its way to his desk as governor, he would veto the bill. Why? Because he's worried that such legislation could legitimate homosexuality." [Source]

So Tom Emmer is against bullying, with the exception of violence towards gays. What kind of sick mother fucker would vote for someone so hateful. Doesn't Jesus promote good values and kindness? THIS IS PURE HATE! Asswipe.

P.S. Tom Emmer has not only received $150,000 from Target and $100,000 from Best Buy, but 3M (the company that makes tape and post-its) also has given him $100,000.