Former SNL Star blasts Glee after Blaine/Kurt Kiss

Ugh, this makes me want to vomit. And look... she brought her own bible to wave in our face. Good for her...

Some fat has-been SNL star turned tea-party Jesus freak is preaching that Glee is turning young men and women gay and she is openly disgusted by the kiss between gay characters on the show.

Victoria Justice Jackson appeared on SNL from 1986 until 1992. She claims that the show has a one-sided agenda that is against the Bible. So does that mean her beliefs are not one-sided? She naturally claims that homosexuality is a sin and is forbidden in the Bible, blah blah blah... the usual bullshit we hear. She believes that this country is in turmoil because people are now turning away from her savior Jesus Christ. Please woman, just shut the fuck up.... this country is moving on and changing as it should. Everybody deserves equal rights. What's interesting is that this isn't even about gay marriage. She's upset about something as innocent and as stupid as a kiss.

Here bitch, I can name some other shows that feature a gay kiss. Why don't you go criticize them as well!

Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Brothers and Sisters, Modern Family, 90210, Will & Grace, Queer As Folk, Greek, Ugly Betty, The Good Wife, Pretty Little Liars.

Victoria Jackson = Dumbass.

Movie Review: The Book of Eli

Warning: May contain spoilers. You've been warned.

I was shocked.

Shocked!

I was amazed by how much I liked this movie. Because of it's religious agenda (or so I thought), I was expecting to hate it. But it wasn't pushing Jesus as much as I thought it would.

The movie is about a man, Eli (Denzel), who travels alone in a post-apocalyptic setting carrying and protecting a book. Meanwhile, Kingpin Carnegie, is the leader or king of a small town and has his goons out searching for the book that Eli is carrying.

What's interesting about the movie is how the world ended. They never flat out say what happened. You pick up on little things in the dialogue. Something happened with the ozone and they refer to the incident as "the flash." Many people were blinded because of it. Anyways, I like and don't like that they didn't say what happened. You don't necessarily need to know what happened, but I'm just the type of person that needs to know.

Love Mila Kunis. She actually made this movie for me. Hell, she makes every movie for me. She's just so gorgeous. She plays the daughter of Carnegie's blind wife or mate or bitch (they never say what she is to him).

I was surprised by the amount of gore and blood was in this movie. I did not anticipate or expect that. One minute Eli looks like he's going to get his ass kicked, next minute he's chopping off peoples heads and they're all rolling around on the floor. It was crazy. But I enjoyed the action.

The major twist at the end was nice. I never expect those and everytime they happen, I'm blown away as if I've never seen that happen before. But with this movie and his situation [[he's blind the entire time]], I don't see how that could possibly happen.

It's a great movie. No disappointments.

Movie Review: Easy A

Warning: May contain spoilers. You've been warned.

Possibly one of the greatest comedies I've seen.

After seeing the trailer (and I re-watched it over and over and over), I developed extremely high expectations for the movie and this movie exceeded my expectations.

I don't even know where to begin.

Emma Stone was sensational. She definitely works as a leading lady. She was born to be the star of the show. She's cute and sexy and fucking hilarious! Her humor made the movie. And when she needed to bring in the drama, she brought it!

The co-stars Aly Michalka, Amanda Bynes, Penn Badgley, and Dan Byrd were fantastic as well. I was very impressed with Aly Michalka... usually she's the nice, sweet girl, but I love that she was the slutty, sexy, and mouthy best friend. It was like a 180 from her usual characters. It was almost like her character on her new show Hellcats.

Amanda Bynes was great as well playing the Jesus freak. She was still pretty funny like her usual self. And she played a great psycho religion lover. It's great because this movie makes fun of the very people that ought to be burned on a cross I hate. :)

Dan Byrd was a great homo. (Although, I'm not sure I liked the Huckleberry Finn ending, if you know what I mean.) Haha. People don't realize that that is how kids are and that the situation he was in was not over-dramatised for the movie. That's how it is in high school. Kids are mean.

Speaking of high school, the one thing I did not understand about the movie. The school they were at was Ojai North High School, but then she said that she was going to community college, and then some other character would say it was high school. It was rather confusing.

What's great is that the comedy was throughout. Even when it got emotional in the confessional at the church, you know, Emma was crying and pouring her heart out, but then no one was there in the confessional. Or it stayed very dramatic like when Lisa Kudrow admitted what she actually did to Emma Stone. That was very serious.

If you watch the trailer for the movie, you'll see so much that is so hilarious and it actually makes you think that all the funny shit is in the trailer. Wrong. That's what I thought, but there was actually a lot of funny throughout the movie and when you see the clips you saw in the trailer, you still laugh. Tom Cruise... haha.

I also liked how Emma Stone narrated the whole film. It was very much like Mean Girls. Which brings me to my next point. I think that this movie will become a classic like Mean Girls did. I liked how were vlogs (video-blogs) came together in the end to dig her out of the hole you'd think there was no way out of. And it was so cute how it ended with a 80s, John Hughes ending. :)

Definitely go see it, and it'll be worth the purchase when it comes out on DVD! Emma Stone was amazing!

And this is why I LOVE Seth MacFarlane...

Freedom of Religion should be ILLEGAL! NO RELIGION!

The little activist inside me is speaking out in a little way.

Movie Review: Brüno

Warning: May contain spoilers. You've been warned.

Borat was SO 2006!

...and this movie was SO crazy!

Crazy, as in fucked up.

We all enjoyed Borat because it was so crazy. This was just as crazy, but I don't think it lived up to Borat's standard. But leave it to Sasha Baron Cohen to create yet another original character.

He plays a gay, Austrian, ex-television host that travels to Hollywood to "make it big."

Brüno and Borat both have a knack for getting into situations where their kind is not welcome. Both of them at some point end up in the South and deal with hardcore white and religious people. That's the one thing that bothers me about these movies. It reminds me how narrow-minded and intolerant people still are. This is where my stereotyping and hatred for religious folk and republicans comes in (like the scene with the gay converter who says Jesus is the right path). But, some of my friends (shout out!) are helping me become tolerant. Haha.

Anyway, that's just me. Let's get back to the movie...

Borat came out to to show audiences that we should be tolerant and understanding of other cultures whose norms are different than ours. Like, the film made us see how big of assholes Americans are. And, if you're not stubborn, you know that we are assholes. The movie made you see the true side of your own culture. Brüno does the same. However, it shows how homosexuality is viewed by our culture. And while this movie tries its hardest to do good for gay culture and try to make viewers realize that we should be accepting of that culture, I think it kind of hurts its own cause. Brüno showed the extreme femininity of gay culture. His actions, language, wardrobe are all to the extreme and people need to realize that all gays aren't like that. The macho-est men can be gay.

The movie has it laughing moments, and OMG moments. Paula Abdul is in it like Pamela Anderson was in Borat. Although, Paula is no Pam! I'm glad I saw the movie like Borat... but I don't think I'll buy it or see it again for another ten years... like Borat!

Movie Review: Legion

Warning: May contain spoilers. You've been warned.

When I first saw the trailer for this movie I thought it looked incredibly stupid and it freaked the shit out of me with the crazy grandma. I stand by the comments about the trailer. The actually movie, however, was great!

I needed Erik to explain certain things to me along the way, but it was a really good movie. 90% of the film takes place in the same location (a typical horror film) but this wasn't very horror-ish. I think it worked for this movie. I loved all of the characters (minus the mom). I even said out loud "if Audrey dies, I hate this movie." Lo and behold, she died. And the black guy died too.

So basically, don't get too attached to the minor characters in this film. They won't be around for long.

Otherwise, the movie was great. Action, blood, horror, love, fantasy, thrill. It had everything. Even religion... but that's not a plus.

When it came to the religion stuff, I had to ask Erik. It was stuff that was way over my narrow-minded head. But great movie. ;)

If I see one more Jesus Fish on the rear end of a car...

If I see one more Jesus Fish on the rear end of a car... I'll kill someone. Like really? Are you really going to have the back end of your car preach to me? I don't need that. When I see one, I think this person is a conservative asshole who is against homosexuality and prays before each meal.

You've got to appreciate the jews. They keep to themselves. I don't hear about them hating other groups because a book tells them to. And I never, ever see the Star of David on the rear end of a car. The only time I ever see one is on a necklace. And even that's rare.

People, take your Jesus Fish off your cars and shove it up your ass. If you can fit it up there with all the other shit.