Sunday, July 11, 2010

Guys & Boardshorts

Every single time I go on vacation I get pissed. Why? Because some guys wear their boardshorts stupidly.

The image to the left shows how they should properly be worn.

Now, you don't necessarily need to wear boxers underneath these. In fact, it's sexier not to. But if you are thin or are wearing a pair of white boardshorts which make them see-through, then you need to wear boxers or boxer briefs or whatever underneath.

HOWEVER, you don't want people to know that you're wearing anything underneath. Nobody wants to know that you're wearing your everyday underwear in the pool. So, the waist band of you underwear should NEVER EVER EVER be seen! 1, it's gross. 2, it's sexier to think you not wearing anything underneath. 3, you need to be able to wear your suit LOW. People like to see your 'V' like me. ;)

Plus, it makes me think you're a low-life if I can see your underwear... apparently you can't afford a suit that fits properly.

So guys, do the right thing. Take em off or keep em hidden.

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